When bitches try to hit me with their car
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If your dad doesn't have a beard,
you’ve got two mums. Two, stupid looking, beardlesss, fucking moms.
"I swear, if I get sorted into Hufflepuff, I'm...
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You should consider having sex with a bearded man.
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That moment when you hear a song in a mexican...
And then your friends join in..
That awkward moment when you're at a restaurant.. ...
And you’re just sitting there with your friends, enjoying your meal. And your drink’s still like half full and the waiter tries to take it: So you give him a dirty look and grab it: And you’re like “Bitch, I’m still sippin’.” Then you finish it, hand it to him and resume conversation.
That moment when you post something really funny..
and you’re really proud of yourself: and then you see a post a week later that says the same thing as your’s: and then you see that it has more notes than your’s:
All my posts with the most notes on them are about...
AND I DON’T EVEN CARE!!! Reblog if you love the movie and his “Eager Face” And you sing the “fancy living” song when you see this And if you know the story of “The Ugly Barnacle” by heart And because that’s just hilarious. If you don’t love Spongebob, you’re just full of: <3
I hate being sick. Especially when it's my...
and I’m all like : Yeah, i called into work.
My newest follower,
happens to be my bestfriend
Oh, hai new followers(:
We talk for a week...
And now you decide to tell me you have a kid?
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That moment when you see a pun...
And at first you’re like : And at first you don’t get it and you’re like: And then finally get it and you’re like: