Boom, Roasted.
Falling into fire ant beds at 2 am is like super fun. ._.

Falling into fire ant beds at 2 am is like super fun. ._.

Fucked up and sad.

nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 


Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

#mcm @itsjboobabeh

#mcm @itsjboobabeh

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

daftpnk:

not now boner

natsmum:

'[cool user] liked your post…'

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'[cool user] reblogged your post…'

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Come and get your love…
i know but idk
me when i know but idk (via bageutte)

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website