Boom, Roasted.
Def Leppard - Rock of Ages
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scarymarymusic:

Def Leppard - Rock of Ages

Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
LOOK AT THE CAT
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."