A sordid tale of my penchant for sin like Marsyas in his arrogance i could do no wrong and what i wrought from my exchange mars my soul blackened and distorts its fragile frame. No sense of penitence will stop my submersion into depravity let it light my vanity with its flame makes me imperfect it keeps me sane
|—||Entire Coheed fandom right now. (via eterunizu)|
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
The Venetia fair are gonna cover a coheed song, but not just any coheed song- a fucking willing well
Kyle and I bought over 100 hee haws (knock off version of mountain dew) for $11. We have become the math guy in textbooks.
I have so many questions first off
1) why the dick would you
listen bitch it was like 7 cents for each bottle we took a golden opportunity and ran with it we have enough hee haw to survive a zombie apocalypse, a sharknado, and a marathon of netflix movies so it was a good investment u little shit